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Archive for June, 2002

Funny Love

14 June 2002

I don’t even recall how it happened. A while ago I stumbled upon an amusing phenomenon. I shared it with a co-worker who claimed its very existence has changed his life.
An explanation…according to Lamech:
pucca and garu, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G “What’s “Vooz”? Well, it’s the Korean equivalent to Japan’s Sanrio. (Hello Kitty) Which means, in a nutshell, cuteness ahoy. My favorite characters have to be Pucca, a tomboy and her boyfriend, Garu. I love the way Pucca’s hairbuns move. ”
Personally I think it has a little more sass, like Hello Kitty meets Emily the Strange. And her “boyfriend” Garu? Hmmm. From the start I thought they were cute little lesbians. Oh well. I’m not the only one who loves them, at any rate. There’s a ton of their merch for sale on ebay. And how could I forget the downloads? I’m currently running a Funny Love screensaver and Winamp skin. Both help improve my workdays (by making me smile more frequently).

Everyone Poops

13 June 2002

This is so weird. I bought my son underwear today. His first underwear. Well, aside from the “My First Boxers™” he was given a while back. But those are mainly used as jammies over his diaper. This is the real deal now. And it’s crunch time. The little man turns three in the Fall and will be graduating from his current daycare. I’ve been researching the local montessoris and have already found a favorite. The problem, though, is he can’t begin attending until he is fully potty-trained. Doh. I’ve been reading up on tips and tricks, but we’re nowhere near the finish line on this one. Well, barely past the starting line really. I don’t want to pressure him, but I will be making a concerted effort to get him interested in using the potty. This will likely be dubbed the potty-training summer from hell. Sigh.

Lost In Translation

11 June 2002

A certain someone gave me the heads up on this great article.
“Transcribing Arabic into the Roman alphabet is fraught with difficulty. And in an age of electronic text, search engines and databases, the problem is only going to get worse, writes Brian Whitaker”
Very true. And maddening. I know of half a dozen (maybe more) ways to spell my middle name. I use the version that was on some of my great-grandmother’s documents, “Jamelieh”. But she wound up being buried with the Americanized “Amelia” on her headstone. And it’ll be near impossible to track down my relatives in Lebanon, should I ever get around to it. Especially difficult as Arabic was not passed down to my generation. If I were fluent in the language (I am limited to a few phrases, some a little, umm, colorful) it might be an easier task. Instead I have half a dozen romanized variations of the town we’re from, and the names of the relatives that were left behind.

A Quieter Day

11 June 2002

Hopefully. Not that yesterday was any “louder” than the average Monday, but still. Things have been busy…all around. Work has kicked into high gear. Home life is always hectic. And now humid to boot. I did manage to take care of a few items on my personal to do list. Only to think of several more tasks to add. And there were a couple mishaps at home. Last night I brushed my teeth while the little man took his bath. At the time I didn’t notice what he was getting up to, or into, rather. When I was finished I turned my attention back to him to notice there were bubbles in his bath. He’d managed to get the cap off the shampoo bottle and dump the contents in the tub, to create some rather spendy suds. Can’t turn my back on him for a minute. This morning’s discovery was all my bad. We got to the car to find that I’d left one window cracked. The one closest to the little man’s carseat. And it rained heavily last night. His car seat was rather wet. I tried to cover it with a sweatshirt and have him sit on top of that, but he removed it on the way to daycare. Thus I delivered him with a very soggy bottom. What a great way to start the day. He didn’t seem to mind, actually. And I informed those who needed to know that it was only water. Really.

Weird Sunset

10 June 2002

I’ll have to remember to pay attention later, if we’re not in the middle of bathtime…or if I haven’t fallen asleep in my favorite chair (while the little man wreaks havoc throughout the house). If I am alert and do remember, I hope the skies will be clear enough to catch a good glimpse of this partial eclipse.

Extreme Computing

10 June 2002

Dang, I missed the first annual NTK/Mute Festival of Inappropriate Technology over the weekend. Nearly every presentation sounded intriguing, from “Attention Deficit Cinema” to “When Science Fiction Becomes Science Fact - And Then Becomes Science Fiction Again” and definitely “In Defence of Weblogs - grassroots content management systems of the future, or just a load of self-obsessed secret diaries of Adrian Mole?” Several of the particpants have posted accounts of the event. I am so going to be there next year. Sigh.

Conspicuous Consumption

10 June 2002

Was amused to find an article on salon today about dumpster diving. It was just a matter of time, I guess, before the media latched on to that. I’ve always known people who’ve gone dumpster diving, and had done it myself. When I was a kid my Dad always brought home beat-up radios and other found objects he could tinker with. In high school I had friends who worked at a Mrs. Field’s cookie store at the mall. A bunch of us would swing by around close and intercept the leftover goods before they could be thrown out. I worked at the movie theater myself and would bring garbage bags full of popcorn to parties around town. One spring I was in NYC and scored some great clothes and records (a skater couple had gotten evicted from an office space in Brooklyn that they’d been using as a living space - they gave us their blessing to dig through their castoffs). I’ve also had friends involved with Sisters Camelot and Food Not Bombs. But I didn’t take dumpster diving seriously, for myself, until two summers ago. When I was pregnant I had a stable job, doing tech support/admin stuff at an insurance company. As my maternity leave was ending I started looking around a bit. I thought going back to that job would be difficult, as it was tedious…but also because I’d be required to be on call periodically. 24 hours a day a week or two at a time. With a nursing infant. That would have been hellish. So instead I was lured away by a small startup…offered a position as manager of web development, which I greatly prefer, and at higher pay. But it was absolutely dreadful (for a whole host of reasons, a story for another time). I was actually relieved, to a degree, when I was laid off just a few months later. It allowed me to spend a good portion of that summer with my son, who was just learning to stand, then cruise (the precursor to walking). Unfortunately we were absolutely broke. Unemployment barely covered our COBRA health insurance payment, plus diapers. Child support didn’t go far enough to cover the rest. I scrambled. Submitted my resume and interviewed around. Even looked for a roommate to help cover the bills. I started working again fairly quickly. A couple of contract gigs through a decent agency. The last one eventually turned into the permanent position I still have (as permanent as things can be these days). But it was too late to stop the downward spiral. I’d tried juggling the bills as best I could. It was nearly a relief when the phone line was disconnected, as it stopped the incessant ringing from bill collectors. But I worried I was missing calls from potential employers…and what if something happened to the baby and I needed to call 911…and the home security system was useless without a phone line, etc. So I quickly scraped together the money to have that reconnected in short order. But my car was still repossessed (with no warning I might add). And to get it back (so that I could continue working to pay my other bills) I had to use the money that I was going to put towards my late mortgage payments. Nearly lost my house at that point. A very good friend (thankyou thankyou thankyou) loaned me the money just days before the deadline to stop the sheriff’s sale (which would have taken place to auction my house off). So things sucked. But we weren’t starving. We certainly could have gotten by without dumpster diving, sure, especially as the little man wasn’t really eating solids yet, but it provided mama with some pretty good extras. A couple of times the co-ops’ electricity went out, just briefly, but they were still required to pitch everything that had been refrigerated. Friendly co-op workers would set these goods aside, and clearly mark which items were vegan and when they’d been put out. So a few times I scored some chocolate and chai silk, tofutti cream cheese and other goodies. On a more regular basis I picked up perfectly good bread for free, instead of shelling out the $3+ per loaf for my favorite bread from Natural Ovens (I really need to get a breadmaker). And thankfully there’s Seward Cafe. Seward has always been a fave of mine, but especially so after I became a mom. And then a broke mom. First of all, no one batted an eye when I would hike up my shirt to let the little man nurse. The other wonderful thing about Seward is that, at closing time every day, they give away all the leftover food rather than throwing it out. And they let folks hang out there and eat it off their plates too. So a couple of afternoons a week I’d bring the little man down with me to stand in line with a bunch of crusty kids, some I knew, and chit-chat while waiting for free food. Often it was just brown rice and toast, but sometimes beans, veggies, pancakes, and/or fruit. But it was always appreciated, both the food and the company. Things are far more stable these days…back into the 40 hour workweek/ratrace. My bills are paid mostly on time, with the car loan and (no longer used)credit card debts being steadily paid off. Expected and unexpected expenses still pop up now and then, nearly causing me to panic. And there was that scare last Fall…after the company-wide layoffs my salary was temporarily reduced by 40%. But still, I’m in a much better place now, financially (and otherwise). I no longer have time to dumpster dive for myself, but I do put usable items out on my boulevard with big “FREE” signs.

Neon Justice

7 June 2002

The frosty a/c in my office is causing my headache to resurface. I could try to stave it off by spending some time on the still sunny street below, before the storms move back in. But I don’t think I could force myself to return to the walk-in freezer that is my office. Instead I’d be too tempted to keep on moving. Right on up to the Uptown, to catch the first showing of Enigma. And that could be quite like jumping from the frying pan into the fire, but it’s unlikely that that venerable theater’s a/c is nearly as powerful as it is here. Hmmmm.

Unlock The Secret

7 June 2002

Just discovered that “Enigma” finally opens here today. I’ve been wanting to see it for ages, despite mixed reviews. Even though I know it can’t compare to my beloved “Cryptonomicon” I still plan to see it as soon as possible. Looked under imdb’s trivia to find:
“Mick Jagger owned an original four-rotor Enigma encoding machine which he loaned to the film for historical accuracy in constructing props.”
Those wacky rich people.

Acting As A Magnet

7 June 2002

Sleep can be such a wonderful thing. I was too tired to properly play with the little man last night, but we did cuddle quite a bit. Then I contentedly listened to the thunderstorm as I was drifting off. This morning I woke up well ahead of the alarm clock, feeling rested. Got myself showered and dressed, then readied the huggy-monster. Was surprised to realize we left the house earlier than any other morning this week. Early enough that I could swing by the credit union on the way into work (a task that had long languished on the to do list) and still be at my desk earlier than any other morning this week. Nice. I think it’s going to be a good day.