weapons of massdistraction

It’s not necessarily my dream ticket, and I don’t much care which aging white men have the better hair, but it could be worse. Even so, I must say I’m with Defective Yeti on this one:
“…truth be told, these guys would be my first choice if I could put any two Johns in the [...]

Like many of my countrypeople, I dreaded going back to the office today…even though I only work there part-time. Soon enough my four hour sentence was up, but when I departed I realized I’d neglected to bring an umbrella along. I found myself dashing to the bus stop, seeking shelter from the cold rain, [...]

Our three day weekend was mostly hazy and lazy, which was fine by me. Though I felt like there were a thousand and one other things I was meant to be doing, sometimes time has to be made to relax, read a good book, and throw some veggie shish kebabs on the grill. Today [...]

For my birthday the husband gave me the gift that keeps giving (and I don’t mean the headphones, though those are quite nice). I’m talking about upgraded DSL service. For the past four years I’ve suffered sluggish, sketchy service…speeds of only 256 Kbps, with weird restrictions (we could only be connected for two hours [...]