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Feeling All Shit-Starty and Dangerous

Sometimes I have bad ideas. And then I make them worse by acting upon them. Like, earlier today, when I made more than one carafe of French press coffee. And I sucked the second one down late in the afternoon. And then, when I couldn’t fall asleep a little bit ago, because of all the coffee, I got up and made a cup of Green & Black’s. Mostly so I’d have an excuse to bust out my vegan whipped cream in a can. And now I reeeeeeeeeeeally can’t fall asleep. Even though my body is dead tired and achey all over…my brain is in maximum overdrive.

downtown St. Paul at dusk

Bonus: If I could sleep right now I might just have dreams of…socks. Yes, I have a sock fetish, ok? Especially knee-highs. With Mary Janes. Dreamy.

3 Responses to “Feeling All Shit-Starty and Dangerous”

  1. valerie Says:

    Sharyn, darn you, darn you all to heck for that link to Sock Dreams. I, too, share that particular fetish/weakness and now you’ve gone and blown my paycheck.

    those extra long thigh highs are dreeeaaaamy. they look so snuggly and cutely sexy.

  2. massdistraction Says:

    Don’t those look awesome? I am all too tempted to blow my wad there too, but I need to save up for a new couch. Sigh.

  3. Rena Says:

    Ok. Where do you find the time to find such an awesome website? I think I just might have to wear knee sox tomorrow….

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