You are very very cute but head-butting mommy at six in the morning is not. Gentle hugging is preferred, at least until the coffee has kicked in. Please wait until that time to commence with the roughhousing.
If I happen to doze off on the couch or in the comfy chair, please refrain from waking me up by placing pieces of your toys in my nose and/or ear canals.
Gromit is the dog and Wallace is the guy, not the other way around…no matter how many times you shout otherwise. So there.
Though our cats seem quite large you are MUCH MUCH bigger. Please do not sit on them.
Thank you for your time, my darling boy.
