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My Body is My Own

At work this afternoon, when my energy and focus were flagging, I realized I needed a little pick-me-up. So I ran out to the car to get my fix…and pulled out, wait for it, a bag of stale jelly beans. From the hot glove compartment. Admit it, you are so jealous. Ok, it may not have been the ideal pre-workout snack, but it sure did get me good and sugared up. And then sick to my stomach. I quickly set said bag aside. But what I didn’t do? Throw it away. Maybe tomorrow.

4 Responses to “My Body is My Own”

  1. jojo Says:

    were they at least jelly belly flavored jelly beans? …once i ate a stale bag of raisinets (the aftermath was not pretty). sugar is really a drug… to make us stoop to such levels.

  2. massdistraction Says:

    Sigh. Not even. I hate to admit it…but they were just some crappy jelly beans that I found at Walgreen’s, that happened to be vegan (and 50% off after Easter). Must. Resist.

    If I’m going to consume extraneous sugar it should at least be good quality chocolate or something.

  3. zophia Says:

    as long as you brush your teeth when you are done :-)

  4. massdistraction Says:

    Always! But with the help (moral support) of a caring co-worker, I threw those stale jelly beans in the trash yesterday.

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