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In Love And War

Fantastic foods is quite the misnomer. Trying to choke down this dehydrated (and rehydrated, of course) gummy gumbo soup paste is proving difficult. But it’s probably better for me than other options our kitchen has to offer. Since we’ve been together the husband has, inexplicably, forged ahead with an intensive ass-widening campaign. The ass in question being mine (despite his sweet tooth he has, rather unfairly, been losing weight). The most recent addition to his arsenal…snickerdoodles. He is relentless in the pursuit of his unusual objective, and I fear I’ll never have the strength of will to resist him.