I saw the signs today. Two of the less auspicious signs, mind you. The first, found at the playground, seems to indicate that no sumo wrestling is allowed there. Sensible, I suppose…but the place is surfaced with that great squishy material that easily absorbs any impact. The latter was found right in front of my house. It caught my eye as I was walking to the door. I looked down and thought it might be one of those pillow tags one isn’t supposed to remove. Rather it seems to indicate a low tolerance for truss cutting, whatever that is. I dare you to try saying “do not cut truss” ten times fast.