I’ll admit it…as uncool as it is…I do not own a functioning turntable. The one I’ve got has been broken for years. Been meaning to fix it, but now I’m too broke too. Perhaps it’s for the best. There are too many temptations out there. Pitchfork reports a new Elliott Smith single is due out next month, for one thing. Hmmm…maybe I could get some cool kid to tape it for me.