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Consuming baby carrots frequently causes me to suffer nasty hiccup attacks. Am I the only one? Is that Vitamin A goodness really worth this? The worst incident I can recall happened during my first visit to Chicago. I was afflicted for something like twelve or fourteen hours. The attack didn’t entirely ruin the trip, but it sure didn’t help. I went from a gawking teenage tourist to something much worse…a squeaking gawking teenage tourist. Anyhow, I just hope this current attack doesn’t last nearly as long. My attention span was already shot before my diaphragm started breakdancing.