Amanda, that is hilarious! I stub my big toes all the time. And have broken my pinky toes more than once. But the line actually came from Abraham Lincoln. He wrote about the little boy who stubbed his toe in the dark…about being too old to cry, but hurting too much to laugh. That was me yesterday.

PS: I once had a hard-working colleague who feigned laziness and said all he needed to take a sick day off work was to stub his toe. Ever since then, stubbing my toe always makes me chuckle a bit (once the swearing stops) and I think, “sick day!”